The Shapiro Doctrine

The Shapiro Doctrine was a piece of legislation passed by Bashur on April 17th, 2019, that was later replaced with the Nova Resolutions. It explicitly banned Ram Ranch, and any mention of it, among members of the Cursed Crew. The specific wording of the document goes as so:

"ON THIS DAY OF APRIL 17th 2019, I, BASHUR LEWDS, HEREBY DECREE THAT RAM RANCH, OR ANYTHING RELATED TO DO WITH GRANT MACDONALD, SHALL HENCEFORTH NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN AMONGST MEMBERS OF THE CURSED CREW."

Legislative History
The Doctrine was hastily written late at night. It's likely that him being responsible for Kevin's death led to him writing this in a grief-fueled bender.

However, Bashur's official reason for writing this was that he saw the effect Ram Ranch was having on the Crew's straight, male members. He was worried that their already fragile masculinities would shatter from the power of Shawn's 12 inch cock, and thought something had to be done about it. Henceforth, the document was written.

Repeal
On April 18th, the Shapiro Doctrine was repealed by Tom. When questioned as to why, Tom argued that the banning of Ram Ranch should be decided on a democratic vote, not passed arbitrarily by a dictator. Bashur agreed with this reasoning, and provided the Crew a way to vote on the document's passing. However, Tom took advantage of the lack of rules regarding this vote, and managed to get the document banned.

Replacement
After the case of Shapiro v. Bandit, the document was repealed permanently. In it's place, Skiller wrote and passed the Nova Resolutions.