George

"Prepare to swallow my fire ant cum."

- George, threatening an enemy of the crunchy crew

George is a former student of OwO High and server administrator. Appearing into existence one day in 2018, George is an ex-Mormon, an Atheist, and depressed. His appearance is notable for his large green jacket and long hair, which has not been cut ever. Archangaylo has scolded him for washing it daily, citing this as the reason it looks so damn greasy. George has not listened to her advice.

George's interests include:


 * Playing video games on Steam
 * Watching movies he doesn't understand
 * Going to Sonic Drive-Thru
 * Joining Discord servers
 * Thinking about girls (who he refers to exclusively as 'Females')
 * Listening to dated music
 * Brushing his teeth

Contact With the Crew in English Class
George first contacted the group when he materialized in an English class at OwO High, where he overheard the group planning some sort of fun activity. Desperate to enter a friend group, he forced himself into the conversation and, surprisingly, managed to win over the group with his bizarre alien charm. He's now an important member of the group, though his odd behavior and mysterious backstory ensures everyone's just a little unnerved by his presence.

Becoming an Administrator
I dunno how that happened yet but fill it in homies

Time in the Mormon Church
After arriving to this world, George was quickly approached by members of the Mormon church, asking him to join their order. Not knowing any better, George accepted. Though he stayed with the church for several months, even beginning to accept their beliefs as fact, George began to question his allegiance to the church when he was sent to Alomadi on a mission. Unfortunately for him, 'mission' in this case didn't mean he was sent as a missionary, and in fact meant it was a militaristic mission with the objective of colonization. George reluctantly agreed to fight and take control of several villages, but when he was given the task of performing a sacrificial disembowelment on a nonbeliever, George rebelled, instead fighting the soldiers and then fleeing the country. The Alomadi Campaign, as it would later be called, was a traumatic event for George that completely changed his outlook on the Mormon church.

Discovery of Atheism
When George returned to OwO City, he described his experience in Alomadi to Richie, then began to ramble extensively on the existential crisis his newfound lack of faith created. Seeing the inner torment religion caused him, Richie asked George if he'd considered simply abandoning religion, to which George replied, "you can do that?"

Trivia

 * During his first school picture day, George did not smile for his pictures, as he believed the expression was meant to convey weakness. After learning otherwise, he began creating disturbingly overstretched smiles for his photos.
 * In his English class, George had to give a presentation on a character from his current book, but as the book focused on descriptions of Cosmology, he gave the presentation on black holes. Everyone disliked that.
 * George dislikes concepts such as astrology, ghosts, etc. as he sees them as pointless. However, Lily believes he only denies the credibility of these concepts because he is an eldritch creature and does not want to clue anyone in on it. As of now, this theory has not been confirmed.[citation needed]
 * George quit energy drinks entirely when one summer night in 2019, he purchased a can of Bang and was unable to sleep for over 24 hours, sparking a disastrous surge of unfiltered rants that alluded to the presence of a mothership nearby.
 * George has refused the idea of counseling on many occasions.
 * His second favorite holiday is 2.

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