Summer Santa

"I'm the Summer Santa, here to bring YOU losers free games."

- Summer Santa, voiced through Bashur Lewds

The Summer Santa is an immortal Chad god. He temporarily possessed Bashur to give members of the Cursed Crew free games.

Description
He is a chad, and immortal. May god help anyone who dares to cross his path.

Appearance
The Summer Santa is an unusually tall, buff man with a body that sculptors dream of carving. He typically only wears a red santa hat. and a red speedo with a bow. No one knows where he stores his gifts, and it might be best if no one found out.

Personality
The Summer Santa initially comes across as a typical douchey chad. Secretly, he loves his job almost as much as he loves his wife.

History
On June 26th, 2019, the Summer Santa possessed Bashur as he was in the middle of an intense chest day at the gym. The Summer Santa then used Bashur's body to make an announcement to the Cursed Crew that he would give each member a game they requested. Bashur was then temporarily transformed into the Summer Santa himself so he could get in a workout of his own. Bashur's wallet was emptied, the Summer Santa went home sore, and people's jingles were jangled too early, but in the end no one left unsatisfied. That's the Summer Santa guarantee ;)

Trivia

 * The Summer Santa is the first buff character to be introduced that isn't a member of Ram Ranch.