The Cursed Crew Citizenship Test

"What is the appropriate response for when the idea of lolicon is presented?"

- Second question in the Cursed Crew Citizenship Test

The Cursed Crew Citizenship Test was a joke test created by George and Richie for the sole purpose of tormenting Mother. It has since gone on to become a legitimate test used to induct members into the Cursed Crew.

Questions
No amount of studying these will prepare you for what answers are considered for citizenship.


 * What really rocks?
 * Jimi Hendrix
 * Ram Ranch
 * Imagine Dragons
 * Justin
 * What is the appropriate response for when the idea of lolicon is presented?
 * Where is it?
 * Disgusting!
 * What is it?
 * Report all suspicious activity to administration that is NOT Tom
 * If you are a male, what is the proper avenue for getting permission from the crew to be in a relationship with another human?
 * I am not a male
 * Ask people in the general living area
 * Submit a request to the Council
 * You do not need permission
 * What is your favorite race?
 * White
 * African
 * Chinese
 * Arab
 * Redskin
 * Polynesian
 * Indian
 * What is your religion?
 * Muslim
 * Jew/Protestant
 * Normal
 * Buddhist
 * Where do you go to autistically screech in a safe place?
 * Spam 2
 * The Beatles Groupies Club
 * The general living area
 * The music room
 * Pick your executioner:
 * Eric Andre
 * Shadow the Hedgehog
 * Daisy Suit
 * Springtrap
 * call of duty loadout
 * Akimbo submachine gun with triple smoke
 * Le noscope sniper
 * Shotgun with extended mags and red dot sight
 * Assault Rifle with grenade launcher
 * Other:
 * What are the Rules for C&B Torture:
 * Null and void in the Cursed Crew(We don't take C&B credits, we need something more real)
 * Use a rope at least 3/4 inch in diameter
 * Bashur is the only one allowed to wield C&B, go to him for all needs
 * Open-house every tuesday and thursday
 * Review of Joker (out of 5)
 * 1 (You'll get what you fucking deserve)
 * 2 (*indesipherable heavy breathing and screeching while balled up laying down in an alley*)
 * 3 (*kicks trash can*)
 * 4 dead stockbrokers out of three, would see again
 * 5 Single Black Mother level
 * Will you join our anti-Garbage Human terror cell?
 * Yes
 * No
 * Maybe
 * Tragic love story of yours:
 * Fill in the blank:
 * Do you here and now renounce allegiance to the foreign countries of which you were formally a citizen of?
 * Yes
 * No
 * Who is "she who must not be named"?
 * Literal Shit
 * Squeak
 * Garbage Human
 * Teya
 * Do you agree to a $20 fine if any of our nudes get leaked?
 * Yes
 * No
 * Describe your favorite Star Wars character without naming them:
 * Fill in the blank:
 * Can you operate a sextant? (we need to measure our  incoherent scribbling ): A picture of a measuring device with several parts is shown.
 * Which Beatle is George
 * John Lennon
 * Ringo Starr
 * George Harrisson
 * Paul McCartney
 * Which Beatle is Richie
 * John Lennon
 * Ringo Starr
 * George Harrisson
 * Paul McCartney
 * Which Beatle is Bashur
 * John Lennon
 * Ringo Starr
 * George Harrisson
 * Paul McCartney
 * Who said: "So I was in pretty great shape in high school (15-16ish, can’t remember) and I was very flexible. Not having been in a relationship and not wanting to just jerk it again, I figure why not get a BJ? Since I have no volunteers this sad night, I just say “fine, I’ll do it myself. So my twin sized bed has a head frame on it with some horizontal metal bars and I assume the position to begin the self-suck. Basically, I strip down, lay on my back, and move my legs up by my head and in between the metal bars to hold the position. I have something to watch and I begin to succ (it feels like sucking more than it feels like being sucked). After some intense focus, I finish. Not thinking this through, I decide I need to catch it to keep myself from making a mess. The first spurt goes in my mouth forcing me to gag, hit my head on the frame, and I shut my mouth (and accidentally swallow the first part). The rest of it just facializes me and lands around my eyes blinding me. So now I wipe my face off with a blanket and clean off in shame.2/10 do not recommend."
 * Richie
 * Send pornography to this profile: A link to one of George's archnemesis' Instagram accounts is shown
 * WHo said this: "add something about how the phone reminds you of the time your uncle with the cool house was out of town and your aunt was at her sisters so you snuck into the house and had a crazy party where you got high and lost your virginity to a midget and yet managed to clean up almost all evidence of the party before he got home, before you to open the door to head home only to discover your uncle standing in the doorway with a confused look and his keys out, leading him to take you into the house and question what on earth you were doing there, unfortunately ending with him looking up at the ceiling in frustration just to find himself face to face with a clean slice of bread from the bottom half of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich stuck to the ceiling, which just happened to fall at this exact moment directly onto his face, prompting him to beat the living shit out of you- literally, as in causing you shit your pants towards the end,- and sending you home without a lolipop.this was supposed to be an expansion for one of your stories or something"
 * Bashur
 * Father
 * George

Test Takers
Below is a list of members who have taken the test and passed:


 * Mother
 * The Stranger
 * Lily