Mother

"I will fucking not participate in the Summer Grand Slam." - Mother, 2020

Will use piss shoe to beat sense into you

Currently married to Father

Apparently is a grandmother?

Tom is her mistress that Father knows of. Summer Santa is her son, and Tom's step-son.

Due to recent allegations, Mother has claimed that she will not participate in the Summer Grand Slam.

Joined the Cursed Crew on January 13, 2020

Description
An ....entertaining person to be around. While in dimension OWO High was something of a daredevil idiot.

Appearance
two legs, two arms, one head, hair, glasses

Personality
tea and anime. That’s it

How it got here
Mother was friends with Father, who introduce her to Richie. After a year of hearing about the crew, Mother asked to join. George and Richie decided to be dicks and make her take a citizenship test that they just created to fuck with Mother, but was later used as a legitimate test. Needless to say Mother took the test, passed, and joined the group. All she brings to said crew is tea, but some say it’s fucking good ass tea.

Trivia
•Favorite curse word: Fuck

•Still has piss shoe at the ready

•Is a weeb

•Secretly is really happy to be Mother

•Most likely is an alien 👽

Order of kids (Favorite to least favorite):
Captian

Lily

Richie

Bashur

George

Draw

the rest of them

Note worthy People she has tea on
Man

Al

Richie

Captain

Father

Oil