The Timeline

Below is a list of notable events that have occurred in the land of the damned, in chronological order. Fuck you I will organize this bullshit so it makes sense.

This is very incomplete, so please add to it cause I don't want to spend hours digging through the archives.

The Masonry Era
November 29th, 2018: Femboys and Chads alike appear into existence.

February 3rd, 2019: The Cursed Crew is formed.

The Ram Ranch Era
March 19th, 2019:


 * The Ram Ranch War occurs, dividing the crew and turning the vast majority of the straight members temporarily gay.
 * Kevin dies due to overexposure of homosexuality.

April 17th, 2019: The Shapiro Doctrine is passed by Bashur, banning Ram Ranch to slow the spread of gay amongst the straight male members of The Cursed Crew to preserve their fragile masculinity.

April 18th, 2019:


 * Tom strikes down the doctrine, demanding a vote be held to determine it's passing.
 * As the vote begins shifting towards a Yes towards it's passing, Tom allows new members into the Crew to get them to vote against it. This causes the Doctrine to not be passed.
 * Tom is jailed and taken to trial by Bashur, forming the case of Shapiro v. Bandit.

April 20th, 2019: Shapiro v. Bandit reaches a resolution, with Skiller passing the Nova Resolutions in place of the Shapiro Doctrine. Tom is sentenced to two years in prison for corruption and bribery.

April 23rd, 2019: George is sentenced to prison for spoiling one of the 'greatest' films of all time, and given a label on his coat for his crimes.

June 24th, 2019: Richie holds a vote to see who's hotter, him or his sibling River. River won by a large margin, leaving Richie sad.

June 26th, 2019: Bashur temporarily transforms into the Summer Santa to spread sweaty, sexy Christmas cheer.

November 25th, 2019: The Council is officially formed.

December 30th, 2019: Skiller is brutally killed in a truck accident, but he is resurrected after he transferred his consciousness into a clone body.

January 1st, 2020: Captain Electrobrain joins the crew.

January 13th, 2020: George and Richie create the test to determine if Mother should be a member of the crew.

January 15th, 2020: The Stranger kills Brennan and steals his membership card. He is given the test and somehow passes it.

January 17th, 2020: The Stranger attempts to turn Richie into Hitler through impersonating Brennan.

February 3rd, 2020: The Stranger tries to make a new religion revolving around cum through impersonating Brennan. "Brennan" begins calling himself Big Nut.

February 5th, 2020: After a majority vote from the current Server Administrators, The Stranger is kicked out.

March 3rd, 2020: Lily officially joins the crew.

March 29th, 2020:


 * Brennan is revealed to be the Stranger in disguise.
 * The Stranger is captured by the Server Administrators, and is executed by Bashur.
 * Tom is imprisoned for his role in Brennan's death.
 * The Big Nut cult collapses.

The COVID Era
March 22nd, 2020:


 * OWO High is officially shut down due to the threat of COVID.
 * Skiller catches COVID and is isolated from the rest of the crew.

April 12th, 2020:


 * Skiller falls into a coma from his disease.
 * The crew attempts to resurrect him using another body, but fails.
 * Skiller is quarantined in the Eldritch Plane until he wakes up.

The Monke Era
September 28th, 2020: All members of the Cursed Crew transform into monkeys.