Mr. Hamming

A very weird teacher at OwO High. Below is a list of traits Bashur has gathered.

Likes

 * Jobs
 * Big watermelon balls
 * Being rich
 * Being evil
 * Being rude
 * Being spoiled
 * Filet Mignon (Favorite Food)
 * Swearing
 * The OwO high principal
 * Looking at how rich he is
 * His Lamborghini
 * His new Tesla
 * George's jacket
 * Craig the Devil
 * Performing strange acts with his testicles
 * Companies
 * Suing companies
 * His new black “elephant a**hole suit"
 * Being richer than he already is
 * Being selfish about money
 * Eating testicles
 * Testicle soup
 * His hot yoga instructor (formerly)
 * Going to hell
 * Alcoholic drinks
 * Drugs
 * Guns
 * Money
 * Doubling his money
 * Torturing everyone (a lot)
 * Bubbles (currently)
 * Killing people in general (especially people who missed their “payments”)
 * Sewing his Testicles to people who missed their “payments”
 * Being mean
 * Drug Dealers
 * Lying
 * Crimes
 * Committing crimes
 * Jeff Bezos
 * Criminals
 * Being a criminal
 * Being a cannibal
 * Severing people's testicles (whenever they missed their “payments”)
 * Helping People (formerly)
 * Tearing off people's nipples (whenever they missed their “payments”)
 * Giving people testicles and death threats
 * Conning people
 * His Glock
 * His insane wealth
 * Pushing people and making them jump off of cliffs, skyscrapers, semi-trucks, and more
 * Protect the Harvest
 * Abusing people
 * Animal cruelty
 * Beating people up
 * Screaming super loud in people's ears
 * Nipples
 * Testicles
 * Shooting people with his Glock
 * Shrooms
 * Meth
 * Smoking meth
 * Interrupting people
 * Getting and collecting every single “payment”
 * California
 * Los Angeles
 * The Los Angeles Lakers
 * The STAPLES Center
 * Ass Pounders 2 (movie series)
 * Suicide
 * Rich people
 * His own sons
 * Trying to kill Bashur when he misses his "house payment"
 * His cool baby
 * Being strict
 * Making fun of people's cooking and then rejecting it
 * Woody (movie series protagonist)
 * Snitching
 * Praising himself
 * Being a snitch
 * Ruling over the working class with an iron fist
 * Black Friday (formerly)
 * Threatening people
 * Torture
 * Anime Girls
 * Being Mascot Of Nintendo
 * Stalking people
 * Wanting his way
 * Insulting others
 * Violence
 * Child Abuse
 * Yelling
 * Punishing his son
 * Racism
 * Nazism
 * Kidnapping people
 * People suffering from COVID-19
 * George (currently)
 * Snitching on Pedophiles
 * Banging young women

Dislikes

 * Crimes (formerly)
 * Criminals (formerly)
 * Lack of Money
 * Drug Dealers (formerly)
 * Little tic tac balls
 * Being nice
 * Black Friday (currently)
 * Helping people get out of jail
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (video game protagonist)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (game series)
 * Chainsaws in apartments
 * Someone not making a “payment”
 * Going to North Korea as a punishment
 * Being killed by North Koreans as a punishment
 * Prank calls
 * People trying to "f**k" him
 * His ex-wife (for cheating on him)
 * Boston
 * Being poor
 * Cranberry sauce
 * Cheerios
 * Stuffing
 * Carrot pepper pants
 * The AMC Theater movie intro
 * Bubbles (formerly)
 * Being broke
 * Men marrying Gold Diggers
 * Being asked for money
 * Thanksgiving
 * Telling the truth
 * Doing nice things as they hurt him
 * Broken Glass
 * Crimes that happen to him
 * Criminals working for him
 * Criminals stealing his money (despite being a criminal and stealing money himself)
 * Bashur's cooking
 * Getting arrested (though it has never been seen)
 * Jail (despite formerly putting criminals into jail cells)
 * Mark Zuckerberg
 * Getting beaten, abused and tortured as payback
 * His own son (sometimes)
 * His former yoga instructor (since he has to pay child support and has part custody)
 * Going to heaven
 * God
 * Jesus Christ
 * Taxes
 * Poor People
 * Nice People
 * Police Officers
 * Praising others
 * Going to church
 * Not getting his way
 * Using his manners
 * Being called by his first name
 * His credit card getting stolen
 * Working
 * McDonalds
 * Apologizing
 * Cops (Currently)
 * Other Guys Taking His Waifus
 * OwO high
 * Lily's hat
 * Christianity
 * Students from OwO high
 * People Recovering from COVID-19
 * George (Formerly)
 * Being killed by Buck Atom
 * His life
 * The Lunch Lady

Criminal Record

 * Attempted Kidnapping
 * Filing A False Report
 * Cannibalism
 * Murder
 * Extortion
 * Death Threats
 * Theft
 * Arson
 * Bribery
 * Vandalism
 * Fraud
 * Personal Injury Fraud
 * Insurance Fraud
 * Tax Evasion
 * Overbilling/Usury
 * Mutilation
 * Animal Cruelty
 * Poaching
 * Sexual Harrassment
 * Incitement
 * Public Urination
 * Child Abuse
 * Attempted Murder
 * Mail Snatching
 * Illegal Parking
 * Child Abandonment
 * Failure To Pay Child Support
 * Adultery
 * Spam Link
 * Assault
 * Assaulting An Officer
 * Cop Contemption
 * Trespassing
 * Impersonation
 * Conspiracy
 * Torture
 * False Eviction
 * False Termination
 * Vigilantism
 * Slavery
 * Domestic Abuse